So today was interesting because a girl who is always starting drama... Well, started drama, for like the third time with me. She came up to me in the hall, asked me if I knew a girl, then told me that my boyfriend and her had been making out. Later I asked my boyfriend and he laughed, and laughed, then said "Babe, I worship you, I want to spend every second I have with you. I want to marry you, and be with you forever, even beyond the grave and be happily ever after. Why in the fuck would I cheat on you?"
I stared at him, then the ground, then the sky, then back at the ground and I was like.... DERP. I had nothin'. He then added; "Also, I'm constantly either texting you or with you, so when would I have time to do that?"
I thought again, still nothin'. Later I asked the girl who was being accused, and she laughed and laughed and was like, "You guys are two of my really good friends, and no offence to him, but hes not my type, and besides that, I would never do that to you! You guys are so cute and who ever this girl is, shes obviously troubled, and needs some help."
Moral of this story: If you know your boyfriend wouldn't cheat, and you know the girl being accused of making out with your cheating boyfriend is a trustworthy person, laugh at the drama making jerk bag who has nothing better to do then to put you down, for being five million times more awesome then them.
<3 "My lying cheating boyfriend, do you like waking up at 4:30am, going out into the rain, just to cheat on me?", "Yes, yes I do. 4:30am is the best time to go out, into the rain, and make out with someone who I'm not attracted to in that way at all, my faithful and overly trusting girlfriend.", "Thought so you evil scheming boyfriend."
*Giggle, giggle, giggle*
That boy is so silly :)
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